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“Throw the emptiness out of your arms to add to the spaces we breathe…” - She/They

大纲一:解放计生办主任的故事

某国人少又穷,于是政府要求所有夫妻以生孩子为前提结婚,婚内一年不生孩子立刻关起来做苦力,生完一个孩子就强制性离婚,以创造和更多人生不同孩子的机会。Lex是这个国家的生育局顾问。在梦到这个丧心病狂的世界之后超人跑来解放大家啦,此时Lex正在研究自体繁殖…最后怎样呢请拭目以待。

大纲二:耶稣基督万世巨星

A Jesus Christ Super Star parody of Clex. “Why do you betray me with a kiss?” Superman, the savior of mankind asked with considerable grief. He couldn't believe what his favorite apostle just did. Lex, the Judas, declared I just wanted to do the right thing. I only wanted to solve the alien threat, that was all. That was realistic and I wasn't being too paranoid. Fuck you blood money, I was never short of money anyway……However, after the death of Christ, Lex the Judas realized it was all his fault. He did this to Superman, the son of God, the son of man. He had murdered the best of man. As a consequence, the Judas hanged himself from the dark as hell gallows, and those meat-eating reporters of Metropolis came with cameras, closing on the corpse, in order to get a best photograph.

大纲三:Doorman Lied

A dark kink. Lex was going to be beheaded, and he asked the doorman: "Will that makes me Socrates? " The doorman replies: "Yes. " And then Lex went to the Guillotine with obedience. Just before the moment came he realized the doorman had lied.

改成英文的只是为了发ao3骗点击,万一有人看上这个大纲拿去写了呢。

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